Poop-deck pirate

Someone who is a forceful sodomist.

The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!

by I, Wreckerrr August 1, 2019

Frankenstein Deck

A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.

I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 3, 2011

Hit The Deck

To get the fuck out of the way; duck in anticipation of a projectile being launched at one.

Believed to be popularized by sea pirates, who generally told others to "hit the deck" when under attack from other ships.

by Kanda February 1, 2008

stacks on deck

to have a lot money
having a lot of money

To have a crunk ass ride like that you gotta have stacks on deck.

by Bottom boots sister March 7, 2005

Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.

Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

by MJM1985 April 4, 2020

gats on deck

Slang for having a gun in your possession.

I've got gats on deck. I'm strapped.

by highteeld October 11, 2014

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008