The Daily Beatdown

The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.

Example A

"Hey how was school today?"

"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."

Example B

"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"

This, is the daily beatdown.

by Space Wrangler May 9, 2020

Denis daily

A virgin faggiot pimply faced 32 year old man child who records clickbait roblox videos on youtube for money with other 40 year old man babies

Their gay group where they have orgasms with eachother is called the pals

They are all also part of the furry community,and fuck animals unwilingly

Those poor animals have to suffer their 1 inch chodes

Furries are filthy fucking animals,that will all go to hell

The pals have sex with 9 year olds on roblox for robux

Denis:hey guys lets fuck this chicken!

The pals: alright!come here chicken

The pals:*records youtube video*

The pals:hey guys today well be stealing our moms credit cards for robux

Denis daily:hey little boy,ill suck your small cock for a robuck

by Big horse donkeys64 September 15, 2019

Daily Kos

The biggest Democratic political blog, managed by Markos Moulitsas Zuniga (who goes by his old army nickname, 'kos'). It's a community which includes many thousands of diarists and commenters. With the rise of political blogs, Daily Kos has become increasingly influential over the last several years.

'Kos' rhymes with 'dose'.

Looking back, the people at Daily Kos look pretty smart for opposing the Iraq War from the beginning.

by Neil the Ethical Werewolf May 8, 2008

daily dose

Daily dose A.K.A. P.O.O.P. is the best thing ever. Most people eat it, but if you make an oopsie in class, you just flatten it down and grill it at night. Most people share their daily dose with their significant other, but sometimes their only significant other is their daily dose. Some people have their daily dose come out of their ears, eyes. etc. Dressing is always good to put on it. 2000/10 Recommend.

Lily: I put my daily dose in my mailbox for you!

Penelope: I know! It was scrumptious

by p1e2n3e4l5o6p7e March 30, 2020

the daily show

A news satire show that jumped the shark after the 2004 election but nobody likes to admit it.

It's not a shitty show by any means, but it's overrated, and its limp-wristed commie fanboys should all be kicked in the nuts.

Some people, also known as "major contributors to the downfall of America", actually use it as their only source of news. No, you stupid faggots, it is not the only reliable news source, because it is on fucking Comedy Central. Jesus Christ, even Jon Stewart knows this.

Me: Even great things like The Daily Show can be ruined by morons.

by o_rly_factor September 21, 2005

daily mail

A newspaper,grossly over-criticized by politically correct,brainwashed morons.

All other definitions on this page.

by JAWZ August 4, 2005

daily masturbational

Daily masturbational, means, fulfilling the i.e. religious, or spiritual quota of the act of self pleasuring. On a daily basis.

Gotta go Gus.

Wait! Where are you going?!

I gotta fulfill my daily masturbational with Father Zed.

Good luck with that.

Thanks Gus, I will.

You will what...?

by ESPeciallyscientific November 4, 2018