Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

Cushion squish

When you take a shit under someone(s) couch cushions.

Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell

by BearEggs December 1, 2018

whoppee cushion

When there is an awkward moment, the words 'whoppee cushion' are muttered in the silence.

Was talking about Nathalie's party and then realised Emily wasn't invited and she was standing right there.. total whoppee cushion.

by geepc January 7, 2011

Cushion head

I head someone sits on /park they choochie

Alex has a cushion head …

by Tiktokduckermonkey September 27, 2022

Poopy Cushion

When you shit in your roommates pillowcase.

My roommate sucks, so I gave him a poopy cushion.

by Jimmysensei May 23, 2018

Smushin cushion

Ones butt, preferably a large one.

"Hey Man, that chick has a massive smushin cushion".

by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024