Beef Curtains

The excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position.

The new issue of Hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains. I love them.

by Eric Overstreet October 11, 2003

Beef Curtains

the cruel term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.

Katie: 'Have you heard about Emma'
Hannah:' Emma with the Beef Curtains?!'

by Ohhhhhhhhhh! January 6, 2017

meat curtains

What barely-pubescent boys call a vagina that hasn't been nipped and tucked and posted on Hustler.

Meat curtains are a very common trait among women, actually.

by Buffalo billy bobb July 7, 2009

Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.

Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

Krtin (Curtain)

Krtin is an enema.

Person 1: Have you met Krtin (Curtain)?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: God, he's such an enema!

by curtainlover69420 January 28, 2020

Clunge Curtain

Like a beef curtain; loosely hanging flaps on a womans genitalia.

boy, i could use the clunge curtains on that woman to block out any amount of light!

by tashuhhx March 16, 2011

Bacon curtains

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.

It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.

by Bron November 5, 2003