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cryptography

converting information from its comprehenisble form to a nonsensical form that can only be cracked with special knowledge or a lot of free time. used in the military by ciphers that encrypt messages/information to be kept from prying eyes
The cryptography class that i am taking is fucking hard man...
by evanpopp February 23, 2006
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cryptocuck

One who spams social media with screenshots of fake cryptocurrency giveaways.
"Oh no, Alice is again posting that fake screenshot from Elon Musk about crypto giveaway. "

I know, she's such a cryptocuck.
by urbanronin September 12, 2020
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CryptoNight

CryptoNight's abbreviated Algorithm is known as {CN} for the illiterate that say things like to the moon but cannot afford Bitcoin so they make and mine this stuff on mommy's computers.

It's just a knockoff of the "Bitcoin" Crypto Currency which promoted Security but they were continuously hacked; mandating more frequent updates so they're converting to some other tweakers RandomX Algo.. and pay the hackers to hack vaulnerability. These and some other Altcoins both sometime known as Shitcoins might even blanket an extra security layer over the market as technology progresses. They'd better first wrap a security blanket around their Genesis block forks though.

So go be like them and be the millennial your meant to be by getting yourself ahead with some Crypto Currency and digital assets
Vegged out on some CryptoNight.

The CryptoNight Algobrah is just a Cryptorgy of an asset needing better protection. Like they say though Double Up
by UrbanTuner December 28, 2019
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cryptomasun

everyone’s favourite tiktoker for crypto content.

you may know him as his real name, Mason Versluis, or his tiktok: cryptomasun.
person 1: woah. this guy has some great crypto content.
person 2: you must be watching cryptomasun!
by thesimpofallsimps March 12, 2022
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Cryptolang

n. Cryptolangs are the perfect middle between conlangs and cyphers. Basically, a cypher that keeps the pronounceability but hides meaning of words.
They can be used on any text to render it foreign and hide it's meaning, and are a great substitution for conlangs - while conlangs need months to be created, making up rules for a cryptolang only take a couple of minutes.
For example, the usage of a simpe cryptolang on "Urban Dictionary"
Urban Dictionary → Ascehn Fodvoupesij
- Jimmu whisi!
- ...what was that?
- Just kidding with ya, dude. I just said "hello there!" in one of my cryptolangs.
- ...cryptolangs?
- Oh boy, here we go again-
by Ehion May 3, 2022
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Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.
Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!
by CallsItWhatItIs July 5, 2017
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Cryptic Cunt

When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.
You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -

"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
by Rhiannon Crave July 29, 2012
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