goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!

I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.

Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.

by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023

Steph Cruiser

Steph cruisers are another form of saying, wow don't get on that piece of wood with four wheels. You are a hazard to all and to all a good nide. You don't want to be seen skating with a Steph Cruiser in haddonfield, or anywhere on that note. Steph cruisers will usually trip,fall,plummit,crash,burn,bury,and fall into a deep trance during a skate session, or just crusing down the sidewalk. Many people have witnessed people like this in their lifetime, but few have seen the actual steph cruiser in action. It's not a rare sight, but it never gets old. Steph cruisers tend to fall on cracks in sidwalks, speedbumps, acorns, appricots, pinecones, invisible force fields, the wind blowing against her, and most of all when Bill walks and shakes the ground. BEWARE OF THE STEPH. Results may vary

Did you see that Steph Cruiser, she crashed harder than maxim off the grand canyon.

by taylor A k January 15, 2008

Toyota Land Cruiser

The DEFINITION of 4x4, and the automotive equivalent of a chameleon. In the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and much of Africa - show up in one of these, and everyone will know you're rich, potentially royalty and potentially bought it using blood money. In Europe? Nonexistent, unless you count the Prado. In the US? Either stealth wealth WASPs or overlanding bros who treat it like an expensive 4Runner. In Japan? A more niche product, and the canvas for some Midnight Club-level builds. In Australia? The undisputed King of the Outback, mate. Available as either a "station wagon" currently in the 300-series, or a no-nonsense 4x4/pickup in the form of the 70-series. One of Japan's most iconic vehicular exports and quite possibly one of the most reliable vehicles on planet earth. This thing will take you anywhere and will not leave you stranded. Many SUVs come close - the Nissan Patrol, Land Rover Range Rover, and Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen are all fantastic SUVs, but the Land Cruiser is in a league of its own. There's a reason why everyone from the UN to ISIS uses these bad boys. You can get one in complete barebones GX spec or fully loaded Sahara spec - making it the Japanese equivalent to an F-series or RAM truck (although much more reliable.) A strong contender for the most badass vehicle on earth.

The Toyota Land Cruiser is every Arab or Australian teen's dream first car.

by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025

Cruiser

Is a gay person who likes people like Christian and cameron

Cruiser is fucking ugly

by Himomandadad February 5, 2019

Urban Cruiser

Someone who wears a Mac and isn't allowed within 200 yards of a primary school.

I crossed the road to avoid a man who looked like an urban cruiser.

by AggravatingSea March 10, 2024

Cram the cruiser

When multiple homeless females pile into an old police car and dry hump the rookie driving the car.

Wow, did y’all see the cram the cruiser session going on in the parking lot?

by Crankydanky21 December 7, 2021