crouchforsapnap

gorgeous person you see on tiktok and never forget about

*sees crouchforsapnap *
SHES SO GORGEOUS

by litttlelad September 17, 2021

Crotchy

A shortening of the word crotchety, is used to refer to an old person who’s old, bitter, slow, stubborn, not with the times, et cetera. Used as a pejorative

The old man Peanut who lives next door is so crotchy, he’s always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.

by Poochie La La May 7, 2022

Crouched

Crashing on the couch for the night.

I was so tired I just crouched last night.

by CRussy August 15, 2022

cruchy

when a stupid kid doesn't know how to spell crunchy

kid: wow this cucumber is so cruchy
chad: shut up

by Clzb November 22, 2022

crouching cunt

valorant cunts who crouch when they see you

fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker

this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023

Croachy

Anything referring to the reefer.

That was some good smoke, I'm off the croachy.

by Goldenjunipher June 30, 2023

Couchy’d

To get so drunk day after day your wife kicks you out the bed and you now live on the couch.

I got so Couchy’s this weekend that’s me moved onto the couch.

Who wants to get Couchy’d?

by PureDeadGaming August 18, 2023