The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.
Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
by Pussdrop October 22, 2019
Get the Croc Toe mug.words to my crocs bitch is a phrase used mostly by new yorkers. the phrase means “i swear” or “told you so”
person one: “bro, madison beer just followed my insta.”
person two: “no way, show me”
person one: *pulls up instagram and shows that madison beer follows them back* see? words to my crocs bitch 🤪
person two: “no way, show me”
person one: *pulls up instagram and shows that madison beer follows them back* see? words to my crocs bitch 🤪
by Whydoesurmom February 20, 2021
Get the words to my crocs bitch mug.The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus
Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??
by Therake1991 January 1, 2025
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Get the Croc-ing mug.Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
by NonceNick October 17, 2021
Get the croc nonce mug.hey barry, someone croc slide(d) like mad here and it still fucking stinks!
barry: thats awesome....
this bitch at work keeps croc sliding and not cleaning up after herself....the disgusting bitch.
barry: thats awesome....
this bitch at work keeps croc sliding and not cleaning up after herself....the disgusting bitch.
by poobrains September 22, 2010
Get the Croc Slide mug.The "Croc-five" refers to when two mutuals with the same pair of crocs celebrate their similar choice of footwear by removing said crocs from their feet (adjust sport mode to leisure if needed), place left shoe upon left hand, right shoe on right hand, then high school musical style jump in the air, bend knees slightly to achieve maximum distance from the ground, and double high five your partner with a photo-magic smile.
by HerMajestyKnowsAll April 18, 2023
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