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Crayrons

An artistic instrument most commonly used by a friend who claims to have a girlfriend that none have met. Said friend most often procures a picture of the most likely fake girlfriend, which is in fact drawn by CRAYRONS. Crayrons are not your ordinary colored wax stick, when used they create 3-D life like images, complete with complexion, all necessary physical components, and facial expressions. Crayrons are excellent at fooling the average buddy into believing the picture is real, and you do in fact have a girlfriend, but a trained eye can tell when a picture is really a crayron drawring.

So beware! That picture may very well just be a crayron creation, and "Susan" could be a carbon crayron copy of some chick form a magazine.
"Dustin, does this 'Brittany' really exist? I haven't seen her yet."
"Yeah, heres a picture."
"Dude, this is totally a crayrons drawring! I knew she wasn't real!"
by usetheforze June 12, 2008
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Olive Crayon

An awkward and social outcast. Typically the loner in school.

That one kid that nobody likes.
Although this does have some positive aspects, one being the fact that Olive Crayons dont get used much.
The Olive Crayon doesn't really like to make conact.
by maximillious93 February 5, 2010
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Blue Crayoned

When you get so drunk that people at the party have to take care of you and you end up cuddling with a bank that is in the form of a blue crayon.
Last nights party was great, Greg was blue crayoned.
by gmfg November 9, 2011
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Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.
Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?
by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018
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crayon

by rentastrawberry October 25, 2004
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Crayonsexual

When opening a packet of crayons or drawing with crayons, you start shitting hard and it doesn't stop for at least 3-4 hours.
Person: When i gave my little sister a packet of 64 crayons she started having a crayonsexual incident and it was really awkward cause I heard everything.
by Giraffeeater July 5, 2016
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crayon

that crayon went crazy on you.
by jane/ayn September 16, 2006
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