crap load

Large quantity of something. More than a boat load, but less than a shit load.

I have a crap load of work to do before I can leave!

by drewnsam January 16, 2008

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

by Madonkadonk2 May 20, 2009

Capricorn

Before I say anything... CAPRICORNS ARE NOT BORING! They just tend to have strong emotions.

Typically have a heart shaped face with nice, dark hair to compliment it. Their eyes are their most noticeable feature, because anyone could get lost in them. They aren't slim, or curvy, they tend to be somewhere in the middle. They're usually average height.

We tend to stay away from the crowds, anywhere, making us introverted. Capricorns are smart, intelligent, determined, and ambitious. Don't get on our bad side, we will get back. Unfortunately, they tend to be shy at times, self-centered, and pessimistic.

In a relationship, capricorns are very passionate.. well once you get to know them. It can take quite a while for them to get used to you, so don't go too fast, or they'll look the other way. They are most compatible with Pisces, Virgo, Scorpio, and Taurus. They are least compatible with Libra, Aquarius and Gemini. They are admired by Aries.

She seems so boring. She must be a Capricorn...

A few days later after you got to know her...

I just met this girl named Ruby, and she's a capricorn! I love capricorns!

by craycake111 December 3, 2016

crap wafer

A particularly meaningless insult which describes a person as a wafer or cookie that was baked with shit or crap as a main ingredient. This insult is generally used when someone has no better name to call someone.

"You know what, you're just a crap wafer!"

by Larry Finster December 24, 2009

Crap on a stick

1) A phrase used to show dislike and hate for something.

2) A delicious treat.

1) Dude that movie was crap on a stick!

2) I'm so hungry, I could sure go for some crap on a stick right now.

by BackToNormal July 1, 2004

crap nuggets

low grade marijuana

I never attempt to buy crap nuggets!

by John Port September 12, 2003

crap daddy

1. A declarative statement or expression of frustration.

2. Person who overloads you with work (i.e. your boss)

"Crap daddy! I'm getting pulled over."

"The crap daddy's pilin' it on."

by hk1976 November 9, 2006