Big crisp

When something bad is happening.

''Did you see that terrorist attack?! big big crisp that''.
''oh your dog died? .....thats big crisp'.

by Slothzeh September 9, 2021

booty crisps

The small particles or poop left in and around a person's asshole to make it stinky and uncomfortable

Your butt has a lot of booty crisps

by Silverwheel033 January 19, 2017

ellie crisp

Ellie Crisp, A lesbian who secretly goes out with girls to hide the fact she loves the cock - can strictly see her about the town wearing skin tight jeans vans and a shirt, may or may not have a hat. With this girl it takes one look and you are converted to lesbianism and with this girl you are guaranteed to have an orgasm.

Ellie crisp She loves the pussy but dick is her future.

by Ccj2819 February 11, 2019

Base of a crisp

I don’t know the definition (like a urban myth)

I held the base of a crisp and it it with a badminton racquet.

by Oslskskslsp October 8, 2022

crisp

saying crisp is like saying cool, swag, dope, fire, hard

person 1: “look at my new pants!”
person 2: “oh they’re so crisp!”
person 1: “thanks man”

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

Something came up with the crisp

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.

I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024