lateral coital position

after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.

After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

cosito

The same as cosita, but for male things or for little boy.

Hoooo... cosito.

by Chequita datr February 26, 2011

Coit

100% car boy - knows everything about cars, can listen and know what car is passing without looking. If they don’t drive a manual vehicle, they aren’t a real Coit. Coits are really smart and handsome. Coits don’t stand out in the crowd but once you get to know him he is a great guy to have around. He is loyal, and will do anything for anyone. Guys named Coit can do anything they set there mind to, but HE has to decide that for himself. Coits don’t like getting told what to do and if they feel too much pressure will shut down. They are extremely stubborn, but when you get to know him he will tell you everything. They have a great sarcastic sense of humor and are usually the DJ at parties. They love being with others but are never the center of attention. They always want everyone to have a good time. Coits are hard to find and harder to catch, but if you have one, you’ll have them for quite some time ;) *Disclaimer: Coits sometimes have commitment issues*

“Wait. What’s his name again? Cleet?” Friend
“C.O.I.T coit” You

“Gotta call Coit, cars makin that weird noise again”

by Ginger711 November 23, 2021

post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.

Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.

by iggaboo March 6, 2010

coitus interuptus

Noun; name: A person who is renouned for consistantly cock blocking. The proper way of calling someone a cock blocker.

Well, Suzie and I were hitting it off nicely until coitus interuptus walked in and wouldn't go away!

by Houston JC July 8, 2009

Coitus

A nerdy word for "sex"

Sheldon doesn't want to have coitus until after he had his first child.

by presidenko_putin April 8, 2015

Hoitus Coitus

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.

I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!

by Kotor39 May 16, 2010