cana-cough

when you just smoked cannabis and cough in public

“That’s not covid, it’s cana-cough

by Kharma girl November 30, 2020

pants cough

A muffled fart

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.

by Xeroman January 31, 2016

Bong Cough

After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.

Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration

*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”

by meesandauds July 17, 2018

frat cough

The cough that all bros aquire when living in the house together. They all always cough.
It's comparable to kennel cough for dogs. One gets it and then it spreads.

Dude, I thinks Chad's got a bad case of the frat cough since he moved in to the house. That shit doesn't go away.

by Groucho9 October 12, 2013

crotch cough

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.

I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.

by rasta21 August 8, 2008

weenie cough

When your boyfriend ejaculates in your mouth after fellatio and a cough develops as a result of swallowing.

"Awww girl, you got the weenie cough? Et's okaai" - significant other in a homosexual voice.

by jkderp October 24, 2010

Cough of Champions

When you cough so hard from a toke that you vomit.

Stoner 1: "Wow, dude, Jim really hit hard on that thing. He's coughing like crazy."
Stoner 2: "Yeah, and that cough just became the cough of champions. He just puked all over my carpet."

by ascarpelli January 16, 2012