Di Cesare

Italian Policeman. Proud Policia member. Lovable Nonce.

PC Brent: "OI FRANK, YOU A DI CESARE YET?!"
Frank: "I'M WORKING ON IT BRENT!"
PC Brent: "WORK HARDER! AND GET RID OF THOSE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"

by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019

mimi_cesarie

Mimi is super kind and pretty, she’s so funny and is also always there for you when you need <3
(From Evie btw)

Someone: Have you heard of mimi_cesarie?
Me: yeah, she so awesome!

by society.emic December 24, 2021

mimi_cesarie

mimi_cesarie is the best mlb fanpage there is so please go follow her she's amazing

"Do you know who mimi_cesarie is?"
"What are you talking about? She's literally my favorite fanpage!"

by roxenjeikona December 24, 2021

The julius cesar

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self

"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"

by Nero the great July 20, 2019

Little Cesar

An introvert, chubby weeaboo with a microscopic penis

Jesus:Yo yo see that kid over there with the red shirt.
Random Guy:Yeah that guy must be a little cesar

by Haibursa May 24, 2017

Cesar Millan'd

Solution to behaviour defect in girls who quit in the middle of a BJ. Simply by tapping the bottom of their chin or punching the jugular.

Chase:"She stopped while she was giving me a BJ, so I Cesar Millan'd her ass and told her to get back to work!"

Said:"Grande."

by Sydney Shores July 13, 2009

Cesario Garcia, Jr.

A very sexy human male. Very attractive and real thirsty for the female! A guy who is not to be messed around with. Many people see him as a love guru, and others a an enemy.

Last night, Cesario Garcia, Jr. banged me up so effin good!

by Famouz08 February 27, 2009