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Cork Fart

Noun: The last fart you have before pooping is imminent. Sometimes you don't even realize you need to poop until the cork fart is released.
Alex: *fart noise* Oh boy! I need to get to the bathroom!

Erin: Was that a cork fart?

Alex: Yup, got to go!

Erin: See you in a half hour
by Puckstopper92 January 19, 2022
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coffee cork

A stir stick offered at Starbucks that also plugs the opening on the lid to prevent spills. Also known as Splash Stick and Hot Stopper.
Thank God for the coffee cork or I would have burnt my hand leaving Starbucks this morning.
by Jperry714 July 2, 2016
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Himalayan Cork

An ice cube, popsicle or other frozen delight shoved up a person’s rectum.
I took a Himalayan cork last night.

I’m shitting Cherry red today after that Himalayan cork from my uncle.
by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022
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dork corks

tiny earphones which hang in your ears
Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.
by june t July 11, 2011
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Fat cork

She loves the fat cork.
by The fattest cork May 5, 2018
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Cork grease

Definitely edible and smells like mint.
Person A: Mmm, this "chapstick" tastes weird, Person B.

Emily: First of all, that's cork grease. Second of all, say your goodbyes.
by kwusty December 6, 2018
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soaking cork

code term for "sucking cock" used in online profiles to avoid getting flagged and removed.
I am a divorced white woman, enjoy dining out, travel, and soaking cork for the right guy.
by Jamie2021 June 27, 2020
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