covid-19

the reason toilet paper doesn't exist.

Person 1: wheres all the toilet paper!
Person 2: covid-19 has started.

by im the memelord April 23, 2020

covid nomad

A COVID Nomad is a person that travels to or is stranded in a different country than their own country or chooses to abandon citizenship and flee to a country with the desired pandemic response.

The Covid Nomad didn’t like the rules or stress of his/hers state so he/she booked a flight to Mexico.

I flew to Cozumel Mexico from California; I guess now I’m a COVID Nomad.

My local beaches were closed, my gym was closed, my bar shutdown and my basketball hoop was taken down so now I’m going to move to Brazil & call myself a Covid Nomad.

by snarkyharkyshow November 2, 2020

Copium

The allegorical drug that represents voracious coping, usually with a political outcome.

John has been taking deadly amounts of copium since 45 was diagnosed. SHAME.

by HongusBongus October 5, 2020

Coping Mechanism

An idea to justify means otherwise negative.

Ben: Jeez, Jeremy, you've gotten fat!
Jeremy: It's okay, I'm a powerlifter.
Powerlifting is Jeremy's coping mechanism to carry extra weight.

by dacarnix June 6, 2016

Survivor: Covid

Another incarnation of the popular Survival franchise wherein the wily contestants, trapped on a tropical island, try to avoid contracting Covid-19.

Contestants dig hidden tunnels and live in treetops on Survivor: Covid and the idea of being clever and physically active with no cumbersome masks appeals to the public!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

copd

Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. Common term for lung diseases such as emphysema or asthma. Also Common Old Person's Disease, referring to the fact that COPD shows up mostly in the over-50 group.

The doctor told her that her COPD was due to her 2-pack-a-day habit.

by Bearraccs June 14, 2007

Covid

Something that people freak out about for some reason

Covid or something

by peterdyck December 25, 2021