Dane Cook

poop

I just took a massive Dane Cook

by Miked? January 23, 2009

Your goose is cooked

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.

If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

Don Cook Done

Don Cook is a man who is very trusthwrothy. If you come to him with a problem and are looking for something whether it be money, property, or a favor, he usually will respond with the word DONE before you can even finish asking. Hence DON COOK DONE.

Hey Don, Im wondering if I could borrow your... (Don Cook Done) lawnmower, thanks Don!

by Don Cook May 18, 2008

Cook o Clock

When you know it’s that time to roast someone.

It’s cook o clock you can insert a name such as it’s cook Anthony o clock

by Renjamin November 20, 2019

cooked goose

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

wine pon dis cocky

A mating call commonly used by people on twitter in order to attract mates.

Person 1: bro that girl is so hot
Person 2: ayo she can wine pon dis cocky any day of the week

by Free Springrolls August 19, 2020

cook a fart

Cooking a fart is when you release gas from your ass while sitting in heated car seats. Because of the heat, similar to food in a skillet on a stove, you get an overwhelming mix of scents and flavors that are intensified. Victims of the pungent odor can often tell what meals were involved in the creation of such farts as well and the aromas almost always beg for a window or two to be cracked.

Man 1: "Why does it smell like broccoli and cheese? Did you just cook a fart?"
Man 2: "We had Quizno's for lunch and yes, I just cooked a fart."
Man 1: "I can taste it. Is that peppercorn steak?"
Man 2: "Why yes, yes it is."

by Kaznasty July 18, 2009