contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004

Cobained

Killed by your wife or girl friend

I slept with Megans mom last night, i hope i dont get Cobained when she finds out.

by SMUD October 2, 2006

continental divide

somebody's ass crack hanging out of their damn pants when they're sitting down

that fat dude is showin the continental divide

by damnkatie May 18, 2007

conjoined twin

A Pair of sad MOFOs that are stuck together

i saw a conjoined twin pissing out of the same #$#!@.

by Colin F. November 4, 2003

Continental Breakfast

A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.

The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!

"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."

by Ringo Ruben January 24, 2008

Kurt Cobained

When a woman drugs you with rohypnoled then shoots you with a shotgun setting it up to look like suicide. Then gets all your money to herself

jeff: dude did you hear brian ate a shotgun?
evan: naw man that aint even what happened. that bitch wife of his totally Kurt Cobained him.
jeff: no way! what a cunt!

by vagpounder24/7 September 18, 2011

Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

by Chris March 5, 2004