When you live in Texas and the air-conditioner in your high school stops working. Often results in half of the students ditching class.
by Je parle français August 28, 2019

A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.
by Monkey's Dad September 07, 2020

Hym "Yeah, hey, my co-worker's mom died like 15 minutes after you left. She's having the worst day of her life and you're... Doing what, exactly? I'm sure saying that was super important to you though. But no. Not conditioned. I want you to know... That I am going to masterbate to your wife later. And every time you kids bleed it's the best day of my life. Even if I don't know that it's happening. Even if I'm not alive to experience it. It'll be like my own religious holiday."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2023

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.
These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.
by ut4wade November 01, 2010

That one friend who purposely does or says stupidly random things specifically for the amusement of others
by Tts2018 March 10, 2025
