saw that coming like a fat man round the corner

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'

Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

Coming in Hot

To arrive somewhere in an extremely epic fashion with much style and flair; almost to the point of being out of control.

wow,that guy just hopped the curb, drove in the exit, and parked crooked in the parking spot. He's coming in hot!

by anonymus 1 February 17, 2009

copping a feel

A subtitle touching of sexual organs of a person of the opposite sex usually with the intention of them not knowing.

Dude, did you see the rack on heather?

Yeah man, I leaned in and my elbow totally grazed her boobage.

Dude, you totally were copping a feel.

by godzilladefinesyou April 5, 2009

harold camping

a viscious turd burgler who failed TWICE at predicting the end of the world. This hairy nut sack made up some cracked out math problem to determine doomsday, which was obviously wrong. He made millions off raping the minds of weak individuals. He spent all day May 21, 2011 listening to Britney Spears new single probably camped out masturbating. What a radical douche bag.

"Harold Camping, get your meat rocket away from my daughter!"

"Who was that cunt who said the world was supposed to end? Oh, thats just Harold Camping."

Harold Camping, you are old as tits.

by STANKnuggets July 9, 2011

The Fog is Coming

T̶̪̈́H ̖̳͛͘Ê̴̹̭̿ ̶̯́F ̬̈́O̴̟̒G̶͖͘ ̵̮́̈́ͅI̴̞̦͑͠S ̻̃ ̶͇͂C ̛̺̣̾O ͚̹́M ̠̔I̴̟̐N ̝̂G̴̮̦̑ ̶͉̋T ̜̅͊H ̠͛͜͝E ̺̘̐ ̵̩͖͠F̶̜̃O̵̞̞̎Ǵ̴ͅ ̵̦̄̊I ͙͙̑Ṡ̵̺ͅ ̴̟͆̕͜Ĉ̶̗Ô̶̤̱͂M̶̪̝̃Ĭ̵̹͖N ̠̒̔G ̫̠̉͝ ̶̢͠T ̗̈͜H ͓̽E̴̺͉̾ ̴̻͊F ̖̿̽Ǒ̵̪Ǵ̶̺ ̴͔̝̇͠Į̶̔̍S̴̮͊͆ ̩̺̾̽C ̢͚̂͛Ỏ̴̙̼͊M̶͇̈I ̹͑͆N̵̝̔͜G̴̪̉ ̶̘͉͂̈́T ̛̖̼H̵̠̪̅̄E ̩͈͑ ̶̭̭̏F̵̟̩̍O̵͎̱̍G̴̡̈́̀ ̬̰̎͠Į̶̇̍S̶̡͒ ̫͆C̶̣̃͊ͅO̴̖̺̓̎M ̼̗́Ḯ̶͉Ñ̴͓G ͚̈́̄ ͓̍T̴̡̯́H ̜̀E̶̲̗̔͠ ̵̇͜F̵̡̼̉O̶͙͔͒͛G ͙̼͐̆ ̼͌İ̴̬͔̚S̵̝͓̀̅ ̵̫̎̕C̶̦̐̄O ̳̩̈́M ͙̌̉I ̙͋Ň̶͕G ̟̋́ ̶̛̯̠T ̹̒̒H ͚̄͋E̶͈̲̾ ̡̨͌̌F ͕̲̈́͝Ỏ̵̝͎̒G̴̘̱͆̚ ̶̻̈̿Ḯ̶̝͘S̶̱͎͘ ̶̟̏C ͇̤̇O ͚͗͋Ṃ̶̙̉̏I ̙͗N ̥̊Ĝ̶̦͚ ̡̜̽̎T̴͎̣́H̴̤͎̕̚E ̡̊ͅ ̴͎͗͝F̵͎͌̑Ō̵̝̦G ̳̣̚ ͓͕̈́̇I ͎̈̐S ̢̯̃̌ ̴̮͂̍C ̨̛̍O ̹̯̇͑M ̟̟͂Ĭ̴͙̼͝N̴̤͐G̴̞͙̾͌ ͈̳̋͘T̶͉̟͒H̴͉̱͑̽E̴̢͋ ̴͔͊F̴͓́̔O̴̖̒̌Ġ̴͓ ̴͓͘͜I ̳̘̃S ̲̰͘ ̵͉̏C ̝̗́Ỏ̶͓͔̀M ̰͊I̶͔̳͒N̶͙̐G̵̲̏ ̛̩͚T̴͔̱͌H ͉̋̚E ̘̝̀̅ ̵̨̜͂F ̻̓O ̨̜̓͛G ̧̖͆ ̵̡̔İ̵̯S ̳͆ ̴̪̅C ͇̓̋O̵̬̾̕M̴̰͆͝I̶͖̓N̵̖͆͝G ̢̓ͅ ͈̀̈́Ț̵͓͌́H ̩͗Ë̶̱́̾͜ ̴͛͜͝F̴̼̻͠Ȍ̵̧͍G̴̜͖̑͌ ̴̼͛͠I ͑ͅS ̟̂͝ ̵̞̙̈̍C ͚̱̐Ǫ̵͙́̍M ̣̄I ͓͍̊N ̥̓̚͜G ͍̈́ ̶̰͊̀T̶̺̞̆H ͓͚̅̂E ̮̊ ̴̺̝̔̒F ̰͖̀O ̨̐G̵̱͈̈́͒ ̶̮̚I̴̗̳̐̅Ş̴͍͗ ̵̯̎Ĉ̵̢̯̌O ̖̎M̴̘̿͌I ̬̊̑N̶̙̈́G̴̢̊ ̶̱̯̈̂T ̙͇́̈Ĥ̵̨̧E̴̯̱͆̋ ̴̫̠͂F̵̥̦̃̈́O̶̺͔̾G ̛͚͐ ̶̯͙̇̈́Ĩ̴̖͠S ̭̪͌ ̴̜̪͑C ̲̂͒Ơ̵̝̫̋M ̝͍̾I̶̩̩̐͆N̴̫̦͌G̴͚̱̐̉ ͈͆ͅ

Prepare, for the Fog is coming

by JohnCheddarFogGuy June 14, 2022

faux camping

An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".

Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.

by catahoula_wv August 3, 2007

Everything's coming up Milhouse

An exclamation added to the end of a sentence... e.g. when you hate flood pants but then you realize how effective they really are.

"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018