vulgarity complex

An abnormal mental condition caused by pathological vulgarity that includes immoral and deviant behavior.

He shows extreme pathological and lascivious signs stemming from a vulgarity complex.

by Doctor WTF April 4, 2022

The Girlfriend Complex

A behavior demonstrated by males who are a relationship (and more often than not a new relationship). One with the Girlfriend Complex goes out of his way to insert references to his girlfriend in every facet of conversation as a way of asserting dominance over his buddies, friends, or acquaintances.

Jim, who just began a new relationship has a case of the Girlfriend Complex

Buddy: "Wow Jim, I'm liking the new TV, really nice setup you got here."

Jim:"Thanks, yea my girlfriend told me the same thing last night when we were watching a movie. But now that I think about it, I don't think she was referring to the TV."

by TC_Watson March 4, 2011

Andy Kaufman Complex

Doing and/or saying things that may be funny to you, but maybe not anyone else.

"I'm laughing!!! Aren't you?....." Or another example would be the tags for this page....or this example! Andy Kaufman Complex! I've got it, do you?

by See You In Tea January 9, 2012

Perfect Friend Complex

The Perfect Friend Complex is a mental disorder not really recognized by many people which makes some people feel like they always have to be a perfect friend to their friends and mates. This is usually a provoked by someone getting dumped by a group of friends too many times without being told why. That makes them anxty to know their wrong which they aren't told. Which in turn makes them always feel like they have to be Perfect to evade that from happening again.

I have been dropped by friends without being told why so many times I have developed a Perfect Friend Complex.

by Person#593748 May 31, 2019

Juicy pussy complex

When you think you have the juiciest most fruity tangy vaginal in the world

“Wow my cooter has so much volume it’s so juicy and phat”

“No I think you just have a juicy pussy complex”

by Flomilishit August 5, 2020

And now for something completely different

Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.

Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.

"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.

by Wayner Wayne September 12, 2021

Eminem Complex

The absolute opposite of the Oepidus Complex, when one is sick of the parent of the opposite gender.

Josie can't stand her father; she says he's a disgusting hick.

by Shawn B. November 4, 2003