projectile commenting

Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.

"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"

by Ourmanflint1 December 19, 2007

YouTube commenter

A person whit no life mostly anti-social
Commenting in a large selection of videos to ear recognition

Cumy is a popular youtube commenter

by YouTube cumy September 22, 2019

sydney comment

A really dumb and irrelevant comment

Charlie: You know when they made stone henge they didn’t use tractors or anything
Olly: that’s a Sydney comment

by 23side March 12, 2018

Comment War

When a stupid 12 year old doesn't agree with what you comment and starts a "comment war"

Bob the local fat man is twelve years old and loves to cause drama on YouTube by starting comment wars.

by UrbonGuru April 23, 2016

Comment system

Something that the urban dictionary currently doesn't have :(

ohh I like that definition! I want to comment on it but the urban dictionary doesn't have a Comment system D:

by omegafox456 January 12, 2021

Stolen Comment

A very fucking cringe phrase that people in the internet who thinks they are number one use when they see a copied comment in a video with 1,000,000+ views. You can use "welcome to the internet" as a comeback.

User1: OMG, YoU CoPIeD that COmment Did'NT You?!1! That'S A StoLEN CoMMent!!11!!

User2: @user1 Oh YEaH, THeY DiD!!1! STeaLIng is BaD, THeY nEEd SoME OrigiNaLiTy!!1!1

User3: @user1 and @user2 welcome to the internet motherfuckers.

by HahaFkMyLife June 14, 2021

Youtube commenter

A socialist atheist

I'm a YouTube commenter. God isn't real and you should be assigned jobs

by MyBackNeck October 6, 2015