Comfort Poo

After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.

It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
Bob: "Ahhhh, I just had a Comfort Poo."

John: "Hangover gone then?"

Bob: "You betcha."
by Centaur23 June 11, 2011
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Comfort Food

Food that provides a sense of comfort and puts your mind at ease. Food that makes you forget your troubles.
He ate some comfort food to forget about how he was just fired.
by jj975 April 13, 2015
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Comfort Sex

A sexual encounter between two people who used to be intimate. Like comfort food, comfort sex lets individuals reminisce about happier times and feel better about themselves.
When you fuck your ex, it's comfort sex.
by comfortsex April 14, 2011
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comfortable coinage

It's important to note that I mistakenly put "nickel and two dimes" where "nickel and two pennies" was clearly what I should have said.
by J Monty Rivers December 27, 2003
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Comfortably Heavy

A term used for Heavy .. but not ridiculously Heavy Weights .. when lifting @ Home or @ the Gym.
"Is the weight realy heavy ??" ..

"Its Heavy but managable,.. Comfortably Heavy!"
by JayZeeStorm July 04, 2014
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Comfort Game

A game that you play while your parents are fighting and on the edge of having a divorce.
by foxyflydudd July 13, 2023
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Comfort Zombie

A person who has given up a real life full of risk, reward and personal growth for the comfort of 500 channels, a super-sized diet and a beige, velour recliner. They sadly believe that comfort, ease and the avoidance of pain are the most important things in life.
Nah, they're not interested in learning anything. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.
by kabukulator September 30, 2010
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