work coma

When you've been working so much you miss out on pop culture references.

Dude, what's all this "winning" stuff that Charlie Sheen has been saying? I've been in a total work coma for the last few weeks.

by Defyna May 10, 2011

Text-Coma

When a person becomes so utterly absrobed by texting another indiviual on their phone, all bodily functions and contact with the outside world ceases, and thus the body is in a 'coma' state until the text is completed to an adequate level and sent.

Man: Lovely weather we're having.
Woman: 'Silence'
Man: LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
Woman: Sorry? I was in a text-coma lol.

by AidsFace the Mighty June 19, 2011

Panda Coma

When a person or persons eats so much asian food that they feel overwhelmingly tired and exhausted

"Hey bro you wanna play some basketball soon?"
"Sorry, but I just ate an entire serving of orange chicken and I'm about to fall into a panda coma."

by JurdBrown January 20, 2015

Salt Coma

When something makes you so salty that you fall into a coma.

"Damn, Devyn was so salty she fell into a salt coma during art class!"

by Cantactapellas August 14, 2016

Bona Coma

when ur girl is so damn hot that every time ur with her she gives u a boner, but u get so many boners that you go into a coma.

Syd ur gonna put me into a Bona Coma!!!

by Big Dick Mitchell August 26, 2019

Cole Comanic

Pretty Sick

Person 1:Who is cool
Person 2:Cole Comanic

by errttyjtsysty June 25, 2021

gamer's coma

It's the period of time spent in deep sleep after playing a video game nonstop for many hours. Leaving them unawakable until mid afternoon.

Billy's missed his bus to school. Oh, he's in a gamer's coma after playing video games till early morning.

by ichigo333 December 23, 2008