Orange Colorado

A vehicle only driven by those who work 3 jobs and attend the shooting range on Wednesday’s.

I just got back from driving my orange Colorado to my three jobs.

by Racist’s United August 28, 2019

Fort Morgan Colorado

A town that smells like ass

Oh no kids we driving thru Fort Morgan Colorado cover ur noses

by What is the point of a name November 17, 2021

Colorado bus pass

Medical marijuana registration card from Colorado, that is extremely easy to obtain, and costs only a bit more than a monthly bus pass. "Bus pass" for short.

Dude, I just got a Colorado bus pass, let's get some edibles.

by that other lady September 13, 2011

Colorado

Known as the 'Bi-polar' state 'cause one minute it's the next it's cold. A lot of tourist attractions and things to do all over the place. Generally nice people and people who actually WORK for what they have. Lots of skiing and snowboarding in the mountains. The capital is Denver with Elitches, as people in colorado call it, and Casa Bonita, an awesome place to go for atmosphere (although the food isn't very good). Colorado Springs, another large city, is less crowded and business-y than denver. More open space with parks, hiking, pikes peak, and Garden of the Gods. Lots of newer, more relaxed churches where the dress code is whatever you wear the rest of the week. Although Colorado doesn't have a beach, it makes up for that!

Amy: I just moved to Colorado.

Macy: That must suck!
Amy: Actually it doesn't! Everyone says bad things about it but it's actually really awesome!

by adorkableme February 21, 2011

Colorado

A state with extreme scerenity, significant sunshine (over 300 days of sunshine a year in Denver) and the best opportunities to enjoy the outdoors. The Rocky Mountains make it the state with the highest average elevation. Denver, its capital and largest city (population 570,000), is called the Mile High City, because its capitol is exactly one mile in elevation. Denver is consistently ranked among the top of Americas fittest, thinnest, and most educated cities. About half of the states 5 million residents live in the Greater Denver Metro area. Other important population centers include Colorado Springs, Pueblo and Fort Collins--all of which are located on the eastern edge of the Rocky Mountains. Colorado has extreme variations in climate. People in Denver can get a tan and snow ski in the same day. The enormous flat plains of eastern Colorado get huge thunderstorms in the spring and summer that make for a great lightening show and tornadoes. Colorado is where the song, America the Beautiful was written. "For purple mountains majesty above the fruited plain"€describes Colorado to a tee. Beef cattle and wheat are its two largest agricultural products.

Colorado is one of the few states that is both a great place to visit and live.

by [e-mail] February 21, 2009

Colorado Sunshine

1. A (vaguely) sexually related act that involves substantial planning to pull off.

- Step 1: Freeze a good portion of urine, the night before the planned sunshining
- Step 2: The next day, wake up early. If the sunshinee is woken, pretend you're making her breakfast or something.
- Step 3: Using a snow cone machine, turn the frozen pee into a slushee consistency.
- Step 4: Form a snowball with the slushee pee
- Step 5: Run into the room, yell "GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!" and pelt that bitch in the face with your Colorado Sunshine.

2. Refers to the sunshine, if in Colorado.

Bitch gave me herpes, so I decided to gift her with a bright Colorado Sunshine.

by sssssspunk October 13, 2009

conored

extremely drunk, unable to function from the consumption of alcohol, complete and utter inebriation

getting conored, ''man i was so conored last night'', ''did u see that guy who was conored the other night?''

by lonely english boy March 7, 2011