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jizz collector

Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.
Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.
by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014
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The Nector Collector

A towel or article of clothing used to clean the jizz after a nice jerk off session.
"Yeah the nector collector is getting pretty crusty"
by gausshog May 30, 2019
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used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species
Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name
by D Flawless November 11, 2021
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Bone Collector

A bounty hunter of sorts. Could be male or female. Someone who goes after and collects a debt from those unwilling to pay up and does so with swift precision and expertise. It is an old term that has in more recent years had its origin changed due to a movie of the same name of which is is now also associated with.
My lawyer is like a bone collecter. He went after the debt that was owed with the vengeance of a bone collector and never broke from the mission.
by GypsySoulLove July 9, 2021
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Collette

Bitch; terrible boss; thinks she’s the shit
Did you see Collette today; she was such a bitch yelling at everyone.
That bitch Collette has a stick so far up her ass that she can’t see straight.
by Lovin life February 2, 2019
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Trash-Collector

Person whom you designate to break into your home after you die and clean out and dispose of all the embarrassing shit you'd never want your friends and family to find.
My Trash-Collector has promised to grab all my porn and condoms out of my apartment within 6 hours of my death.
by your_new_friend June 1, 2010
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vinyl collector

an excuse for millennials or gen z people to think that they are quirky by spending their life savings on a piece of plastic just to play it on the cheapest suitcase player known to man
"hey man i'm a vinyl collector"
"ok idgaf"
by mrsquidward1257 February 22, 2023
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