Singing Coldplay

When someone pisses themselves. (i.e - referring to the song Yellow)

Barry was so drunk last night he was singing Coldplay in bed last night.

Yeah I know. The dirty bastard.

by Litre Kay August 16, 2011

Coldplayer

Taken from the name of the band...meaning someone who is very boring, bland, uninteresting, unexciting, whiney and unimaginative, but whom everyone seems to like on the surface as it would be uncool not to like him.

Following the coldplayers like stupid herds of sheep cuz everyone else seems to be doing/liking something.

by MissyM May 6, 2005

ColdPlay

When you 'play' with yourself, while your genitals are below average body temperature.

In the winter, I have no option but to ColdPlay with my self.

by FortOfDoom January 24, 2015

Coldplay

Foreplay performed on a sex partner who is not in the mood, not feeling well, still sleeping, or otherwise non-responsive to romantic overtures.

"Oh, hon. I love making love with you, but no matter how much coldplay you perform, I'm just exhausted and want to sleep some more, OK?"

by Chad5500 May 23, 2014

Cold Played

When you are seen at the wrong time at the wrong place with the wrong person.

Andy and Kristen were seen making out on the Kiss Kam and got Cold Played.

by Drunken Sailor July 19, 2025

Cold Played

When you get caught cheating at a concert

Wow that man and woman got cold played

by Clotzzz July 28, 2025

Ceoldplayed

When a CEO or upper management sort get caught on camera in a public place doing something terrible, such as having an affair or stealing a hat from a child.

Combination of CEO and Coldplay, in honour of the couple who were caught out having an affair at a Coldplay concert.

"Man, did see that rich dude get Ceoldplayed for doing that terrible thing in public. Imagine what they're like when they don't get caught.

by Sardonicus_Sarcasticus September 1, 2025