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When your hand is down your girlfriend's panties and your mom walks in.
Got cockblocked by mom last night. Amy said she was ready to go all the way, but she went home instead and I got grounded. I might be a virgin for another week yet.
by MrKapper Is Back December 12, 2012
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Operational Cockblock

Noun. In the workplace: A boss (male or female) who says "no" to your creative & efficient idea, because they did not think of it first.

Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.
I thought Clockblockers, who can't get laid, only hangout in bars....

But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.

Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.

Where a year later........:

Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....

......and a week later: you get fired.

;)
by AmusRudedawgg6976 October 16, 2009
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Cock Blocker

a chick who interrupts another chick who is already hitting on a guy.
Janie was talking to John when Rachel grabbed him away. Cockblocking bitch!
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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cock blocker

A person who tries to stop a person from gettin some .
alonzo is a cock blocker. he introduced me to her only to try to go out with her a minute later
by Clinton o February 22, 2009
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cock blocker

a person who causes another person to not get some
Gosh he was about to get some but his ex-girlfriend Rachel is such a cock-blocker
by Bam Bam February 18, 2005
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cock blocker

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.
Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"
by shelly September 27, 2004
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Cock Blocker

used to describe someone who will do all they can to stop a man from hooking up with a girl
(could be referred to homosexuals also)
Man, I could of hooked up with that hot girl I was talking to tonight but my ex was all over me. She's such a cock blocker!
by vakdra November 25, 2003
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