Covid-19

A virus that came out in 2019 where you have to wear masks and get a dumb vaccine

I have covid-19, time to get the vaccine that makes u poop

by I eat cat food April 21, 2021

covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live

I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds

by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020

COVID-19

A pandemic that shows no signs of ending within a specified timeframe. It has significantly impacted daily life, health systems, and economies worldwide, leaving many uncertain about the future.

Everyone once thought COVID-19 would be over by summer 2020, but it feels like the pandemic is now still going strong with no end in sight as of December 2020.

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.

Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck

by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021

COVID-19

A new common sense error # 19 that stands for "Cannot Operate Validly Idiocy Discovered" and prompts for a facepalm every time society is met. Can be temporarily fixed with a 14-day quarantine from every mass media possible, but to date has not been eradicated completely due to its initial virality. Proceed with caution if you value both logic and common sense.

The system has encountered an unexpected error and must shut down. COVID-19 error: required to sanitize hands, keep 6 ft distance, wear disposable masks and gloves in public places. Please contact your local cuckoo's nest immediately and pretend to be insane until everything's over.

by Barakobam October 14, 2020

Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....

Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Covid-19(19)

When the number of new coronavirus infected cases (local or/and imported) in a country or city is one short of a score.

On December 20, 2020, Singapore experienced a Covid-19(19) phenomenon, which prompted some punters to bet on the alleged lucky 4D number 1919.

by Covido December 20, 2020