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Covid-19

a disease that attracts grim reaper
Dude I just got Covid-19”
“Your time is up”
by glusakid August 11, 2021
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COVID-19

The worst fucking thing on the planet that hasn't been arrested even though it has killed many people
Person 1: Hey!

Person 2: Hey! Have you heard about this new Virus that is destroying our lives???
Person 1: Ummm...Yeah because I am not a DUMBASS

Person 2: Oh really then what is it called?!?
Person 1: COVID-19 YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!
by Volleyball girl July 23, 2020
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COVID-19

I HATE COVID-19
by Darkness666 November 2, 2020
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Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
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Covid-19(19)

When the number of new coronavirus infected cases (local or/and imported) in a country or city is one short of a score.
On December 20, 2020, Singapore experienced a Covid-19(19) phenomenon, which prompted some punters to bet on the alleged lucky 4D number 1919.
by Covido December 20, 2020
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Covid-19

The worst god dam thing in 2020 that has killed over 1 million people
Fuck Covid-19, it god dam sucks
by God dam it February 1, 2021
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Covid-19

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.
Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."
by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022
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