wank coma

A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.

-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.

The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.

by Skinner413 October 11, 2013

Shrunk Coma

The best rapper in the world

Evan: I live for Shrunk Coma. I even have his merch.
Clayton: Wow, have you heard Fakey Snakey by Shrunk Coma? It’s beautiful.

by Lucien Carr June 13, 2018

food coma

When you're so full that no matter where you are or what you're doing you just want to sleep.

"She just ate a whole burrito bowl from Chipotle, she's gonna food coma"

by razzledazzlerose February 23, 2010

boner coma

The phenomenon known to commonly occur in males, when the heart cannot support the pumping of blood to both the brain and the erect penis. This often times causes a "blackout" period, from which the male wakes up in the middle of coitus with someone he may have normally never considered.

I was sitting at home playin with my cock, next think you know, I'm on top of that fat bitch Tracy! Must have went into a goddamn boner coma, cause I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!

by O Ski September 7, 2007

Sleep Coma

Never waking up for anything during a long duration of sleep.

ex. ' i slept 18 hours without going to the bathroom or anything, i was in sleep coma'

by ChrisXPPro October 18, 2008

oxford coma

A deep sleep brought on by an exceedingly boring grammar lesson.

Shortly after Mrs. Harrison launched into a spirited soliloquy about present participles, I slipped into an oxford coma that lasted until the lunch bell.

by former TRU employee October 6, 2013

Meat Coma

The use of meat to induce heavy sleeping...

Also, Name of annual fest put on by the A/V geeks in St. Petersburg, Florida..

"Those 2 steaks I ate last night put me in a meat coma."

by Brook B. December 19, 2008