ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

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clog

to clog, or clogged: an adjective

the instrumentation of holland's traditional footwear for (but not limited to) devious purposes.

"did i clog the toilet? sir, if you're asking if i intentionally flushed a dutchmen's wooden shoe down your toilet, then you are sadly mistaken."

"...and that's when i took of my shoe made of carved poplar wood, and chucked it right at o'malley's head. you're damn right, i clogged that irish son of a bitch!"

by bfitz October 19, 2008

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Clog and Pop

When you fill a sexual partners asshole with cement causing a build up of feces. You then jam a rusty screwdriver into the sexual partner's belly button. All of the built up feces will flow out from the puncture wound. The next step is to hold a cup underneath the stream, once the cup is full you will drink it.

"Hey son, I'm gonna Clog and Pop your sister later today, want some?"

by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 9, 2020

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I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024

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