climbing trees

To get high, most commonly by means of marijuana. Trees is a common slang name for marijuana. When you climb a tree, you're getting higher in elevation than when you were on the ground. Therefore climbing trees refers to getting high off of trees.

Hey I just got an eighth of some haze, want to go climbing trees?

by Kev564 February 27, 2007

climb that mountain

Have sex missionary style with an extremely obese woman.

"Jason's girlfriend sure is fat! Does he climb that mountain?" or "He climbs that mountain?"

by Big Steve F. August 5, 2008

Mountain Climbing

The sexual act of a man thrusting his penis between a woman's breasts.

My new girlfriend's boobs are huge, now I can finally do some mountain climbing!

by 9 of Diamonds January 24, 2009

climbing the corporate ladder

This pharse refers to moving up in rank within a particular field or business. If someone "climbs the corporate ladder" to the top, they started out at the bottom (stockboy, mail clerk, etc) and ended up at the top (CEO, CFO, vice pres., etc.)

Tim lived the American Dream. He started out as a desk clerk and climbed the corporate ladder to the top. He is now a CEO in the same field that he had started out in.

by Doobie Smokes You December 11, 2004

butt climax

Put simply: Anal Ejaculation. Produces Sex Gravy

Last night was great, I achieved butt climax and made sex gravy.

by Gradiator_FTW March 14, 2015

climb the back fence

distract the guard dog while the sandlot kid pounces on his baseball

Mate - she hot, I'm gonna sandlot kid, can you climb the back fence?

by Ben November 18, 2004

climate realist

The phrase people who deny the evidence for human-caused climate change use to describe themselves.

"Senator Cruz is a climate realist."

by Desertphile April 26, 2016