Clancer

Someone who is gullible, easily fooled, and /or believes nonsense.

Benvolio turns to Romeo and whispers in the ears of his “Thoust is a clancer if you truly believe a capulet would lie in your home”.

by Clance Senior March 8, 2025

B-Clance

A B-Clance is someone who has rocking curly hair. She is fun, talented, mature, beautiful, and only slightly arrogant ;) She wants nothing more then to be a princess, but you can totally see that she's destined for much greater things.

Girl 1: "I watched Cinderella last night, I wish I could grow up and be just like her and sing and be pretty all the time!"
Girl 2: "You're such a B-Clance. Cinderella is a maid who has to be rescued by a boy. You are a talented real person who needs to show the world how much you rock as yourself."
Girl 1: "I can't be a B-Clance! I don't have an awesome friend named Kelly!"

by _the_kellinator_ March 13, 2011

Itcher Clencher

When you fart to itch your rectum instead of openly scratching, while trying to not let a loud one out.

Yesterday in class I had a bad bootay itch and had to let out an itcher clencher.

by Guitarman78 August 16, 2011

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.

Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!

by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016

Donut clencher

The scrunching butt flex that happens when you're afraid.

I did a donut clencher last night so I don't shit the bed.

by Snarkygirl September 25, 2016

Pussy Clencher

A person who is acting like a pussy or a bitch. This person is too afraid to follow through with an act.

Guy 1: “Did you see Mark yesterday too afraid to stand up to his girl.”
Guy 2: “Yeah he was acting like such a pussy clencher.”

by Fauxbo January 11, 2019