Beard chafed

When you make out with someone with a beard and it chafs the skin of your chin off

Dude have you seen her chin, she got beard chafed

by Ab1357 June 5, 2015

rocco choad

a person who skates,is small,a dork. with a vrry small dick

hey rocco choad

by h2otessopre April 17, 2019

Portland choad tickler

A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene

Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.

by Theragingidiot May 18, 2021

Dirty Chaffee

The act of taking taken a newly met down syndrome clown to a remote field to lick whip cream off their dirty unwashed pubes. At this point a state trooper who also has Down syndrome catches you and joins in on the act of super passionate love making.

I just pulled the hardest dirty chaffee ever.

by Big daddy carlos December 23, 2022

Frosty Hair Choad

a complete, and utterly disturbed individual. He is a crazy womanizing skank ass bitch who is in complete denial about his sexual orientation. If you would like a better definition, please watch I Love You Man.

"You do not need to be splitting commission with that frosty hair choad"(www.IMDb.com)

by psychgenius April 6, 2010

choad

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perenium, the area in between the scrotum and anus. Also called grundle, gooch, taint, or durf.
(3) A chunky load.

(1) Have you seen Danny's choad? That thing looks like a hockey puck!
(2) Remember kids: Never wipe backwards, or you'll smear feces all over your choad.
(3) Sheila said she spent an hour cleaning off that choad he blew on her face.

by The Ogre December 28, 2005

choached

Something or someone that is worn-out, spent, expired, exhausted, or tired.

"Man I need to hit up that mall spot for some new shoes, mine are so choached."

" I drank way to much lastnight, I am so choached out right now."

"bro that chick is such a swamp rat hoe, shes choached out to the max."

"you look lame dogg, that outfit is choached out!"

by Jcrew602 January 19, 2009