A man who comes into queso while the lights are out, balls deep in queso while eating all the chicken and toes in cheese every night
by Gambling king April 29, 2025
Get the Chipotle Squash mug.The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.
BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.
by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019
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describing something that tries very hard to signal trendy, conscious, or artisanal energy, but ultimately feels corporate, sanitized, and a little performative.
i just don’t fw oat milk. it’s spiritually chipotle. honestly, i’d take dairy over coworker milk any day.
by hugeeomg February 11, 2026
Get the spiritually chipotle mug.When I went to homegirls house, I was like, oh my gosh chipotle your crib is so tore up. Bitch be spending way too much time on beauty filters and selfies.
by C.G. Santa Monica January 20, 2017
Get the Oh my gosh chipotle mug.I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.
by BicolasChrissy December 8, 2022
Get the Driving to chipotle mug.The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"
by JoeyFi December 12, 2023
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