Chili Ringwald

Get your Asshole licked while watching The Breakfast club

Hey babe I rented sixteen candles for you, I’m ready for my chili Ringwald.

by sharknuts May 27, 2018

Spray Chili

To spray explosive diarrhea that has the appearance of splattered chili.

I have the bubble guts, I think I need to spray chili.

by Doeschna March 18, 2017

chili giggles

1. The unfortunate event that you have the giggles, and shart while giggling.

2. A silly, spasmodic laugh; titter from
ill-concealed amusement which turns into nervous embarrassment from

an impromptu shitty fart.

Marvin and Lucile were thoroughly satistfied with their adventurous dinner date at Sloppy Joey's, until they both had chili giggles.

The chili giggles struck suddenly while we were all cracking jokes.

That questionable buffet looks like a great source for some chili giggles.

by Freyjawired July 3, 2017

Chili String

When a male or female removes anal beads from their ass and it is accompanied by stinging diarrhea.

My a****** hurts so bad because of that beefy chili string

by DJ 3arthqauk3 May 14, 2016

bunghole chili

Explosive, chunky, and especially wet diarrhea.

Had too many of those sugar-free Haribo gummy bears this morning, and now I've been servin' up some seriously spicy bunghole chili.

by Quankypieceobootycheese January 2, 2017

corn chili

A person who is really skinny, very immature, and for some odd reason plays all the Skylanders. This is not a specific person more like a title give to some one that fits this description.

"Hey have you met the new kid" "Ya he's such a corn chili "

by Asdfghjkl5252 January 26, 2017

carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.

Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.

by kittenhands January 17, 2020