Male children, and teenagers who live in the suburbs of the greater tri-state area. A factory child is characterized by short hair, terrible style, an occasional piercing, and an atrocious italian or irish name. The name factory child comes from the fact that these kids all look the same, as if they were made on some type of factory assembly line.
DO NOT confuse factory children with Guido's, though there are some similarities Factory Children look way more bland, and have very little to say about current events, music, culture, politics, or anything that actually matters.
Factory children can be seen spending long hours trying to take that perfect selfy, hanging out with other factory children, and pretending like they know something about sports or girls.
Factory Children can also be refereed to as suburban peasantry.
DO NOT confuse factory children with Guido's, though there are some similarities Factory Children look way more bland, and have very little to say about current events, music, culture, politics, or anything that actually matters.
Factory children can be seen spending long hours trying to take that perfect selfy, hanging out with other factory children, and pretending like they know something about sports or girls.
Factory Children can also be refereed to as suburban peasantry.
"Hey which one of those kids is your friend?"
"I dont know I cant tell the difference between them."
"Haha classic Factory Children."
"I dont know I cant tell the difference between them."
"Haha classic Factory Children."
by Kee Marcello August 18, 2011
Get the Factory Childmug. Fbi agent 1: nahh aint no way bruhh
Fbi agent 2: what?
Fbi agent 1: we got one of them sickos watching child porn bruhh
Fbi agent 2: oh hell nah bruh im out of here i aint goin to be seeing one of these niggas bruh
Fbi agent 2: what?
Fbi agent 1: we got one of them sickos watching child porn bruhh
Fbi agent 2: oh hell nah bruh im out of here i aint goin to be seeing one of these niggas bruh
by ALL IS DOOMED BY THE FOG February 19, 2023
Get the Child pornmug. me. (8:07:42 PM): how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Smarter Child (8:07:42 PM): A choodwuck would wuck lots of chood if it could wuck chood.
me. (8:08:06 PM): wtf?
Smarter Child (8:08:06 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Smarter Child (8:07:42 PM): A choodwuck would wuck lots of chood if it could wuck chood.
me. (8:08:06 PM): wtf?
Smarter Child (8:08:06 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
by klsdjf;lk June 30, 2008
Get the Smarter Childmug. 1: a task that is said to be easy, can be done by a child.
2: a horror film released in 1988 about a doll named Chucky who was possessed by a serial killer, and wreaks havoc on a unsuspecting boy and his family.
2: a horror film released in 1988 about a doll named Chucky who was possessed by a serial killer, and wreaks havoc on a unsuspecting boy and his family.
1: damn that math test was childs play, I got an easy A+.
2: Dude, nooooo I don't wanna see childs play!
2: Dude, nooooo I don't wanna see childs play!
by glitchkid February 1, 2016
Get the childs playmug. Cannon Harry Potter fanfic, with a terrible plot
Everyone agrees that scorbus definitely should have happened, and that it makes more sense than scorose
Everyone agrees that scorbus definitely should have happened, and that it makes more sense than scorose
Person1:Have you read the Cursed Child yet?
Person2:Yeah, it was terrible!
P1:Albus and Sorpius were so gay, what was JKR thinking?
Person2:Yeah, it was terrible!
P1:Albus and Sorpius were so gay, what was JKR thinking?
by Gay or european? August 30, 2017
Get the the cursed childmug. A childe main is an interesting creature. They usually request to join your world and then ask if you need help or want to make out. If you decline, then they will usually say "alright then girlie, see ya." And if you happen to accept, they will show off by solo-ing 4 bosses in a row. Their language consists off, "girlie", "bbg", and many other flirty words and gestures. There is no known way to avoid Childe mains, as they are sneaky and tricky.
by d0kid0ki4ever March 23, 2022
Get the childe mainmug. by Frostykid April 10, 2020
Get the Only childmug.