dick cheese

what happens when you dont fucking wash your shit

i have a major case of dick cheese because i only use axe body spray!

by 696-969-6969 November 3, 2020

Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is a mould found under the male balls after the male puts a slice of holy cheese up his ass.

"Bro that dick cheese tastes so fucken good".

by Liam Shackell February 7, 2019

DICK CHEESE

It's smegma,just smegma.

have you ever had a grilled dick cheese sandwich?

by The True Dark Lord March 20, 2019

Cheese dick

When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.

She gave me cheese dick

by Manuel Vargas September 21, 2018

Blue Cheese Dick

Derogatory term for voluntary EMS provider.

Susan F is a Blue Cheese Dick after driving the ambulance to a routine standby.

by BXD BITCH September 15, 2019

Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.

Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town

by paul8m3 February 8, 2022