Chester, NJ

a overly upper class town. Inhabiting this town you will find less than 10 hard laborers, that are also legal citizens. Of the population that are minors you'll find a large amount of emos, the "Wolf Pack", and a shit ton of people that play soccer, the entire population, tough diverse can agree that they all hate their town. fortunately, it is not as boring as the neighboring town mendham. the youth also seem to enjoy partaking in activities that involve drinking and smoking weed. altough some will do it just so they'll be "cool" (see back to wolf pack.).

"I can't wait to get out of Chester, NJ"

by Chesterite November 24, 2009

chester drago

best kid ever, also felt left out of all the online cat fighting that the 7th (and some 8th) grade girls were having.

Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?

Kim: You're a rabbit.
Garrette: You're a slut.

Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.

by chester April 16, 2005

chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

cheeserific

So tacky and un-hip, it is actually appealing in its uncoolness.

Did you catch that Tom Jones concert? It was cheeserific!

by cathmc September 10, 2008

Chester Stache

The name for the big, furry mustache some guys grow that reminds you of a child molester, or "Chester".

"Dude, you seriously need to shave of that chester stache....... People will start to think you drive a big, white van and abduct small children......."

by AJay_BigBlue August 14, 2009

Chester Gang

A group that live the lifestyle of making money, getting fucked up and making friends. Unlike Taylor Gang they prefer dating over fucking random girls.

Chester Gang originated in Fairwood (a part of Renton, WA) and mostly consists of hipsters and skaters.

Taylor1: Is that dude gay? I haven't seen him hit on a single breezie!!

Taylor2: No, he has a girlfriend. That's Chester Gang. More bitches for us! I smell some good weed though let's match them!

by _masterpiece_ July 27, 2011

chester claw

the chester claw is the name given to the method of multi-stimulating a women, the process consists of clitorial, g-spot and prostrate stimulation simultaneously using thumb, index finger and medius...first applied successfully at the Bear and Billet in Chester therefore named approriately after the region it was discovered.

We didn't have sex yet but I introduced Sarah to the "chester claw"

by mojo69er May 7, 2013