channel 5

"Channel 5 is brilliant."
"Shut up asshole, the only thing good about it is the porn."
"Channel 5 is brilliant for porn."
by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003
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Cock Channel

1) The space between the breasts of a woman. Can be formed naturally but normally appears on women that have poorly implanted fun bags.

2) The space between the breasts of a fat girl. The space is normally used to stimulate the cock of a man that likes to tittie-fuck nasty ho's.

a.k.a cock canal
Dude, did you see Tara Reid's nip slip?

Yeah bro, her nipples are fucked but I would love to slide 'shorty' in her cock channel.
by Northsider May 05, 2008
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channel surfer

Someone whose interests are always changing or who never sees an endeavour through to the end; a capricious individual.
"That channel surfer's skateboard has been gathering dust in his garage ever since he started doing karate."
by Encantadoro August 03, 2006
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disney channel

The only network more evil than mtv. Nuff said
Yesterday I got so bored, I watched the disney channel for about half an hour; it gave me terminal brain cancer.
by doopidman July 01, 2014
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Fuck Channel

A person who lives in their own fucked-up world. Dont see anything outside their own ideas and belief system. Sort of like extreme mental tunnel vision
Your nothing but a fuck channel.

You fuck channel
by Modern day arguer February 02, 2010
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channel 1

A form of propaganda used in public schools. It is basically 15 minutes of military and anti-drug commercials with 1 or two minutes of biased 'news' in between.
Channel 1: JOIN THE NAVY!

Students:(in unison) Yes, master.

Channel 1: IF YOU SMOKE WEED ONCE YOU WILL DIE!!!

Students:(in unison, again) Yes, master.

Channel 1: BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Students:(in unison) Yes, he is, isn't he?

Me:(destroys TV with bat.) FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS DAMMIT!

Students:(Unison) BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Me:FUUUUUUCCCK!
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cbbc channel

CBBC Channel - Childrens television channel on satellite and cable television in england. from the BBC.

The chav equivelant of a babysitter or child minder
Chav Parents: "Lets go out nick a car, get drunk, take drugs and leave the kids infront of the CBBC Channel" - we would like to be able to afford cartoon network, disney and nickelodeon but cant.
by djchrissy August 20, 2004
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