champagne sandwich

A threesome where one guy ejaculates in a woman's vagina at the exact same time the other one ejaculates in her butt.

"I heard that Jackie had a champagne sandwich last night! That must have been interesting."

by Randy Lioness May 15, 2014

Champagne Showers

the act of urinanating on somebody on than yourself for enjoyment!

doing an r.kelly "i wanna piss on you", i wanna make Champagne Showers on your face

by gaxven September 11, 2011

champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.

I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.

by Ooooma May 9, 2018

Champagne Salad

Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.

Yeah man I totally banged that girl raw last night and had me some Champagne Salad.

by KrustyMcNutLaunch September 8, 2010

red champagne

Champagne with codeine/promethazine cough syrup in it.

i be sippin red champagne, my niiiyaaa

by Ca$h Flow July 5, 2008

champagne room

A room.. with champagne!

But there's no sex in the champagne room.

by HOLLii April 10, 2005

Champagne Blowjob

When you make a guy or girl drink champagne (or any cold alcohol) so fast, they get drunk and start sucking your dick so soon that they're mouth and tongue are still cold.

Chris - "Hey FiLL! I got Tila drunk so fast she gave me a Champagne Blowjob! It felt like the tip of my dick was gonna get frost bite!"

FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"

Chris - "Yeah"

by NoX-oF-ThE-FaLL August 13, 2007