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Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.
Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"
by Double take July 10, 2025
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chainsaw on a stick

Redneck do it your selfer tree pruning gas or electric chainsaw. Connected to telescoping 10 Ft handle.

Very highly recommended by professional hard working Mexican yard crews and the Most Interesting Man in the World.

Stay thirsty my friends.
Dude.
I had a limb hanging over my roof, and I couldn’t reach it to remove it..if only I had a chainsaw on a stick. I cut cut that rascal and drink me a beer.
by Jbjr4vols July 6, 2024
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A show of pure dead by daylight skill that has you reversing into a chainsaw dash to hit a someone playing as quentin smith hiding in a corner. A maneuver pioneered by twitch streamer otzdarva, most high tier players don’t consider it a victory if at least one isn’t performed in the game
okay and now what you want to do is reverse chainsaw into quentin hiding in a corner and that’s it
-Otzdarva
by Orsina July 19, 2023
mugGet the reverse chainsaw into quentin hiding in a cornermug.

chainsaw boob nibbler

an individual who is sucking at a boob that is very spikey and milk contains litteral steel
person1: hey look at dem spikey steel boobs!

bob: man i wanna suck them like a chainsaw boob nibbler
by neonon December 27, 2022
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Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.
by Maikelele March 21, 2019
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Chainsaw

The act of pulling someone’s testicles from behind and pulling up to their butt crack; a wedgie with someone’s ballsack instead of underwear.
This is done in a quick and violent fashion to resemble that of revving a chainsaw (hence the name)
Be careful in the locker room. Terrence gives all the freshman a chainsaw as initiation.
by Jeremy linn April 17, 2024
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Chainsaw

Verb: The act of grabbing a penis and trying to rip it off in the middle of the night.
by Sparqs125 May 19, 2018
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