Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024
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Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game
Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360
Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game
Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360
by anonymous July 29, 2024
Get the caveman connection mug.- An adj/ noun; a person (usually a man) “afraid” or reluctant to change or progress because they personally dislike it
-An adj/noun: a person (usually a man) who doesn’t care about other peoples feelings and emotions. They physically only have the capacity to think about their own personal wants and needs. Similar to a cavemen’s one track mind.
-An adj/noun: a person (usually a man) who doesn’t care about other peoples feelings and emotions. They physically only have the capacity to think about their own personal wants and needs. Similar to a cavemen’s one track mind.
by Lemaynehead August 26, 2023
Get the Caveman mug.Big hairy headed caveman named cole, “I break big rock with big head, I eat big rock, use big rock to make fire, cook rock over fire, to eat more big rock.”
by Caveman_catcher13 December 1, 2021
Get the Caveman mug.Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out
by Kyomado June 28, 2022
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