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John Catanzara

The greasy, unapologetically racist union head of the notoriously corrupt Chicago Fraternal Order of Police who is intent on leveraging his influence into politicizing police forces in contravention of his mandate and of the integrity of the force. Catanzara is a hot-headed desk jockey that is eager to enact long-held fantasies of brutalizing the Chicagoan taxpayers he is sworn to protect and serve. An embodiment of incompetence and the poster-boy for the ACAB slogan, his funeral will be a day of celebration in the Windy City.
John Catanzara having a job constitutes an entire reason alone to defund Chicago's police. John Catanzara's attempt to use the force as a political weapon is even more of a blatant show of corruption than the dozen pigs under his watch who used a congressman's office to lounge around on the public's dime, a matter which Catanzara has baldly lied about to the public after telling reporters that the officers in question arrived on-scene at the request of the congressman's staff.
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