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caplito

Nickname for guys names Pablo who spend all day on his computer but isnt smart enough to figure out how to open an application or start a game. Even though there is no need, he will spend 45 minutes to an hour fixing his shitty computer and lying about it.

You can count in the fact that when Caplito says “I’m coming guys”, he is either lying or referring to the completion of his session in the restroom where spent 15 minutes looking for the right video and only 15 seconds relieving himself.
Caplito says he’s online but that’s cap so ima start the match without him
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caplito

Nickname for guys names Pablo who spend all day on his computer but isnt smart enough to figure out how to open an application or start a game. Even though there is no need, he will spend 45 minutes to an hour fixing his shitty computer and lying about it.

You can count in the fact that when Caplito says “I’m coming guys”, he is either lying or referring to the completion of his session in the restroom where spent 15 minutes looking for the right video and only 15 seconds relieving himself.
Caplito says he’s online but that’s cap so ima start the match without him
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Carlton

Carlton is a shegged and antisocial individual that doesn't care about anything, things always turn out bad in the long run and he just goes with the flow in life. DONT be a Carlton .
Carlton is antisocial
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Carlton

The name Carlton comes from the Irish Gaelic root Carlin.

It means "Little Champian". A loving guy, who generally cares about his friends, family, and significant others. Carlton’s generally spend their time providing acts of kindness to each and everyone they meet because they genuinely care for others. But this sometimes put them as risk of no taking all of the self-care they need for themselves. Carlton’s are hopeless romantics.
Your such a Carlton, always helping out.”
by Hapebdobe November 23, 2021
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Carvitos

A walking W who is easily the best Minecraft player. He should have 1 million likes on his life
Carvitos is a cool guy
by Carvitos April 17, 2022
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Calito

A heritage of people who reek of dough. (In a bad way)
Damn Mike! You need to take a shower. You smell like a Calito
by KSlamma April 21, 2022
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Carlton Dry

AKA Dry

A simple beer for simple Aussies that love dual cab utes, rugby league, shit tattoos and beating their significant others.

The beer of choice for smooth brains.
oi cunt gizza casev dry (translation: greetings innkeeper, please give me a case of Carlton Dry)
by fart on my knob May 13, 2022
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