carbon tumor

Diamond ring, as worm by a woman to announce to the world that some other dude (not you) is snacking on her goodies... look elsewhere, this one's infected

So I spy this mad hottie at the bat the other night. I'm just about to drop some game when I notice she's got a carbon tumor. I've got no playbook for married chicks!

by somegeyeinCLE November 9, 2010

carcoleptic

Person who falls asleep immediately upon sitting in an automobile. Person who suffers from carcolepsy.

The bobbing head, drool and loud snoring clearly identified the person sitting in the passenger seat as a carcoleptic.

by croecko September 3, 2013

carbon puss

A cranky person at a social event. It can be plural for multiple cranky people at a social event.

What is up with the carbon pusses in the living room?

by BritMen November 24, 2016

Carbo-load

Eating a bunch of carbohydrates(bread,pasta,rice,etc.) to acquire a lot of energy before a big event or day

PE Teacher:Are you ready for the mile? I hope you carbo-loaded for energy!
Student:I've been carboloading for 2 weeks!
PE Teacher:You must have a lot of energy.You should run the LA Marathon!
Eating a bunch of carbohydrates(bread,pasta,rice,etc.) to acquire a lot of energy before a big event or day.

by NSSpeed5 March 6, 2017

Canko

The man, the myth, the legend.
An absolute legend, with properly the best designed cock in the world.
High on weed, high on life.

Damn, he just won with India against man.udt in fifa, while smoking the world 2.nd biggest joint, what a Canko!

by canko January 22, 2018

Carbonated farts

Farts that you can’t hold in

Damn I got some carbonated farts

by Brocum June 1, 2018

carbondale middle school

Carbondale Middle School, (CMS) is.... kids think they are all that, just some wannabees, and followers. Kids get exposed for vape at 6th grade. CMS is soo... awesome.

Omg, you are so cool! Must be from Carbondale Middle School.
I just saw lots of weave on the floor, must be Carbondale Middle School!

by uggy1 June 3, 2019