cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.

example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."

by wowgetoutmyface March 6, 2021

cant love

When you don’t feel anything towards things you normally would love; numb

Brandon- “man I cant love”
Andy-“what do you mean bro”

Brandon-“after my gf left me, I feel numb”

by Ava’s AirPod bruh March 18, 2021

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

i cant debate

the famous words charlie kirk said before taking 203 damage to the jugular by a hunting rifle from fortnite and getting sent to hell with king von xxxtentacion kobe bryant and friends

*charlie kirk gets 360 noscoped*
charlie kirk-i cant debate i cant debate!
*charlie kirk dies and gets danced on by grandmasterbaiter*

by allwomendeservetogetraped69 September 12, 2025

you cant preach if you cant teach

If you don’t have knowledge on something you can’t go teaching it to others because you’re not walking the walk.

“ you cant preach if you cant teach David”

by Georgiewinter October 14, 2025

Cant be asked

A phrase invented by professional rocket league player and avid burger connoisseur Mirza Idris Mujanic iii Jr, which cannot be used by anyone else but him and his lover Shyla Bayles

Draguljica Jr: "Youre such a girthy shyla"
Mirza: "I cant be asked"

by 69OOF420 January 30, 2025

cant sir

A condition that tragically affects brainrotted lobotomites all around the world, but with a particularly high concentration in the United States of Feminism and Buttsex.

The family friendly way to write "cancer" on JooTube or other cucked platforms.

It's fucking terminal.

retrad: I have cant sir UWU nnnnngh *cockhead explodes shooting rivets of hot cum at the wall*

by binder full of ankle pics February 5, 2025