candy pussy

When a female's pussy is good and fresh

"That young girl has a candy pussy"

by alxxx69r June 21, 2014

John Candy

John Candy was a film comic. a very funny guy who died a few years ago now. he fetured in many films like space balls, cannon ball run and a few otheres.

John Candy is in the fim

by Big Adam September 3, 2005

candy store

Candy store is a song off of Heathers.

"Welcome to my candy store!" ~Heather Chandler

by just a fuckin pussy mannnnnn January 2, 2019

candy cane

When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.

I gave that bitch a candy cane.

by stoner 511 February 13, 2010

Candy Dealer

A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.

Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.

by acs26 September 4, 2012

candy flush

The art of playing Candy Crush saga while in the bathroom, on the toilet.

Dude I just went to candy flush before P&T with Schwiggles and I beat B Jones' record!

by WSoP class of 2014 October 22, 2013

Candy Ass

The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'

The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this

by Read This Upside Down. 370HSSV November 7, 2017