caffetine

Drinkable cigarettes in coffee form.

Tim Hortons Brand Coffee and Nicotine

by LBrunet May 15, 2005

Shooting caffeine intravenously

This phrase is never meant to be taken literally. No-one really injects coffee directly into their blood stream. Caffeine is the main ingredient of coffee, and gives us a feeling of satisfaction. It is simply a joking expression which refers to an intense love, or even addiction, to coffee.

I'm going nuts - If I don't shoot caffeine intravenously soon I'm going to fall out of my tree!

When I was 13 I had my first coffee, and I've been practically shooting caffeine intravenously ever since!

by Brother Ramon July 8, 2011

chaffles

A catch all word used to describe anything you can eat.

Rick just went to get chaffles.

by sp4f July 20, 2003

caffeind

A group of fly (possibly drug dealing) mofos who upload trippy video artworks to YouTube in the hopes to hypnotize the youth of Australia to do there dirty work.

Hey Steve did you see the new video artwork the caffeind boys put up?
Yeah man it was so ill, i also now have the urge to buy Sebastian a jet skit which is weird.

by Jay Dark a.k.a Yoseph November 30, 2013

caffelle

a fat tub of lard that cant get a girl because he smells like dump!

Wow i wish i wasnt a caffelle!

by Shady slimmy July 29, 2008

caffeinated bowels

Pretty much diarrhea. Your bowels seem caffeinated and hyper.

Guy 1: "I have caffeinated bowels. They won't stop moving."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."

by freakylouise December 23, 2010

caffeination failure

When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.

After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.

by miss gradenko June 22, 2011